I’m Not Drunk. I’m Squatched. T-Shirt – St. Patrick’s Day Bigfoot

The I’m Not Drunk. I’m Squatched. T-Shirt by Media Squatch is the ultimate funny St. Patrick’s Day Bigfoot shirt for pub crawls, Irish parties, and green-beer celebrations. Designed for March 17th festivities, this bold St. Paddy’s Day Squatch tee blends party humor with legendary Bigfoot energy.

If you’re searching for a funny Saint Patrick’s Day shirt, Bigfoot party t-shirt, or a unique Irish-themed graphic tee, this design stands out in a crowd of basic shamrock shirts. Perfect for parades, bar nights, bachelor parties, and festive weekends, the I’m Not Drunk. I’m Squatched. shirt delivers humor that hits just right for St. Patrick’s Day.

Printed on the ultra-soft Gildan Softstyle® 64000, this unisex St. Patrick’s Day party tee offers lightweight comfort with a modern fit that’s easy to wear all day and night. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colors, it provides breathable softness and a smooth surface ideal for bold, high-quality prints.

The no side seam construction creates a clean silhouette, while twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed-knit collar help maintain durability through every celebration. A pearlized tear-away label ensures itch-free comfort from the first toast to last call.

Perfect for shoppers looking for:

• Funny St. Patrick’s Day shirts

• I’m Not Drunk I’m Squatched tee

• St. Paddy’s Day pub crawl shirts

• Irish Bigfoot apparel

• Squatch party t-shirts

• Saint Patrick’s Day drinking shirts

• Media Squatch holiday merch

Key Features:

• Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric for all-day comfort

• 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) for soft, breathable wear

• Modern unisex fit with classic crew neckline

• No side seams for a smooth, clean look

• Pearlized tear-away label for maximum comfort

• Ethically grown U.S. cotton

• OEKO-TEX® certified for safety and quality

• Manufactured under the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Fabric Blends:

• Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton / 65% polyester

• Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton / 50% polyester

Disclaimer:
Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.

The I’m Not Drunk. I’m Squatched. Tee is the perfect choice for anyone wanting a funny St. Patrick’s Day Bigfoot shirt, bold Squatch party apparel, and unforgettable Saint Paddy’s Day merch that combines humor, holiday spirit, and legendary style.